My Top 10 "Said No Mom Evers"
10. I find it useful for an entire day to pass with no clear tasks ever having been accomplished.
9. I really enjoy hearing 2 kids cry simultaneously.
8. That trip to the ER wasn't stressful at all!
7. I prefer my sleep schedule post-kids.
6. I enjoy my house becoming instantaneously dirty after I spend half a day cleaning it.
5. Never being truly finished with laundry inspires me.
4. My child misbehaving at a play date (or anywhere really) makes me feel like mom of the year.
3. I love it when my children's actions prohibit me from showering or brushing my teeth until 5pm.
2. I totally hate when my toddler says "I wud you mommy"
1. My life was so much better before having my two crazy angelic children.
SAID NO MOM EVER!
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